He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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