i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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