Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Farmville is her only friend.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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