I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
My pussy is not your playground.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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