Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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