Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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