He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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