Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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