he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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