so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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