is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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