I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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