Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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