okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
