that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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