She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Fuck appropriateness.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Randomize