Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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