it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
