I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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