every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
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