oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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