I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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