i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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