clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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