ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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