He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Randomize
