My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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