Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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