Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
drinking out of a sandbucket again
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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