She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Even my vagina gasped.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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