He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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