i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
BRING THE BAGELS
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