From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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