what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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