turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Sorry about my life...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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