Where is the hickey?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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