thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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