My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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