so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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