I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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