its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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