Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
meet me or not, i'm out of control
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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