I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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