Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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