i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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