It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
she smelled like a LAN party
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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