I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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