awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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