So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Randomize
