So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
