Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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