Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
My penis needs a shock collar
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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