But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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